Old Spice Men’s Antiperspirant Deodorant – Powerful Protection and Scent
$8.99
Old Spice Antiperspirant and Deodorant for Men provides long-lasting protection against odor and wetness. Infused with a fresh and masculine scent, this product contains aluminum zirconium trichlorohydrex gly as the active ingredient to keep you feeling fresh and dry all day
Description
Scent | Fiji |
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Brand | Old Spice |
Item Form | Spray |
Item Volume | 2.6 Fluid Ounces |
Product Description | Lean back in your desk chair and think of a tropical place, such as Fiji. Can you smell it? You probably can’t, because your boss is watching you on those closed-circuit cameras. So put on some Old Spice Fresher Collection Fiji Deodorant-the volcano-powered sweat destroyer-before going to work, and while your boss smells like the inside of a closed-circuit camera booth, you’ll smell like tropical freshness and sunshine. Your body is about to be marooned on a pristine tropical island filled with the scents of palm trees, endangered species, exotic females, one dune buggy, and a lifetime supply of fireworks. The Fresher Collection-where freshness smells from. |
From the Manufacturer | For the cost of a stick of Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant, you can send your armpits to the exotic islands of Fiji where they will smell like palm trees and sunshine. Compare that to sending your entire body to Fiji, which costs thousands. Smell like the kind of man who lives in the kind of place that you’d like to smell like with Old Spice Fresh Collection Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant. |
At a Glance | The freshest places on Earth in armpit form |
Frequently Asked Questions | What are the pros of procuring this product? It plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain, It gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into your enemies, It smells like cobra fangs, It allows you to mark large geographical areas with your scent and increase your dominion, It increases your ability to sense other dimensions, It makes you feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women, It makes larger mammals fear you, It allows you to save small animals using only your man scent. What are the cons of procuring this product? It incites an unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals, It creates a desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist, It smells too manly, Its manly scent causes people to assume you’re an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries. What if my current soap isn’t manly enough? Try Old Spice Body Wash. What if I smell like a turtle cage? Try Old Spice Deodorant. What if I want to slap the smell of America on my face? Try an Old Spice fragrance in Aftershave or Cologne. What if my armpits spring a leak? Try Old Spice Anti-Perspirant. What if I’ve lost my man-smell? Try Old Spice Body Spray. |